We Fix That

 

I asked the manager at the massage parlor if I could get a happy ending after my massage. Her English wasn't too good but I'm pretty sure she said okay.

I was surprised when a male masseuse came in. I explained that I was straight, not gay. He called the manager who said, "Okay, okay, no guy-guy sex for you. We fix that."

I fell asleep the moment I hit the table. I was moaning when I woke up. My first thought was that the guys hands felt amazing on my tits. My second thought was, "What the fuck? I have tits!" 

I got the happy ending I paid for and a whole lot more.