My young bride didn’t appreciate the prenuptial agreement I made her sign. I guess it was pretty one-sided. She would get 1 percent of my money for every year our marriage lasted. It also required her to keep in shape and give me all the sex I wanted. I could end the marriage for any reason but if she left me, she got nothing.
It seems like a pretty good deal for me until she found a medallion that swapped our souls. Now I’m the one servicing his needs and hoping he doesn’t end the marriage before the first year is up. One percent of a billion dollars will be more than enough for me to regain my independence. And plot my revenge.
The silver lining is the sex. It’s even better as a girl.
