Team players

 

John and Steve were walking home after the high school basketball game. They were on the team but spent the whole game warming the bench. They never got invited to any of the post-game parties. 

“What’s the point of being on the team,” said Steve, “If we aren’t gonna get any girls.”

“I know,” replied John. “I want me some pussy 24-7!” 

“You and me both, bro,” said Steve. 

They laughed and high-fived and suddenly their wish was granted. The two young men were now high school girls getting fucked by the point guards. They never missed a party after that.