Five Stars

It’s sad to be 21 and feel like your life is already at a dead end but that’s where I was. I wanted to make a dramatic change so I visited a witch with a reputation for results. 

The witch asked me what I wanted to change about myself and I recklessly said everything. She asked if I was sure and I said yes. 

She gave me a potion to drink and then began an incantation. I wasn’t really expecting much. Heck I would have been happy if I lost 50 pounds. 

Well, I lost a lot more weight than that. I also lost my dick. Of course I gained a lot in return. Heck, I can even dance now. I guess I’m another 5 star customer.