Off with Your Panties!

“Okay, dude, let’s get this over with,” said John as he slipped off his panties and sat on Steve’s face. 

Steve was a wizard and whenever he would get drunk he would change his roommate, John, into a girl and make him ride his face. John always sounded angry, but Steve could tell his roomie was getting into it. He noticed that John was usually the first to order a round of shots at the bar. That was the signal to cast his spell. A happy ending for all.