Lucky Clover

"John, is that really you?" Steve could hardly believe the girl in front of him was his best friend.

"Yes!"

Steve was in shock. "What happened?"

"I found a four leaf clover and made a wish. Then poof, I have tits!"

"You wished to be a girl?"

"No," replied John. "I wished to see a hot babe with big tits every morning."

"Damn," said Steve. "Let me get you a pint. It's gonna be a long night." At least, that's what he hoped.