My friend and I tried to pledge the coolest fat on campus but were rejected. The frat president offered to let us come to the party for the new pledges as consolation for not getting in. We were thrilled at first but then discovered he spiked our beer with x Change. Turns out the frat wasn’t done fucking with us though they each had a go at us that night. It was humiliating at first but then a couple basket ball players took their turn. I can’t recall which of us came first but it definitely wasn’t the last time that night.
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